precumming:

u know he dead

teenbitch:

liftedandgiftedd:

she so swift wit ittt

us eyeemoji

meanplastic:

waking up in the morning for school

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the-anal-rapist:

Slam on your titties like a hot bitch!

ridge:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

m45c:

  O             M              F                    G

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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jupiter2:

Meta Cat

jupiter2:

Meta Cat

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

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sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

unirony:

woodmeat:

codeinewarrior:

hate:

17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

20 years old and i still don’t know how to make a pb and j

my son is 15 and he pees sitting down

i just hit the bong n it’s my homemade bong n i’m 11

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